RobNip™ 65.1 – Fuck Hawt FanFic Monday: Priest Rob
Today we’re getting back in the habit with Priest Rob!
Yes, it’s that time. Time to worship at the feet of Priest Rob. Well, maybe I won’t be worshiping his feet…. I would certainly rather be worshiping another part of his body while I’m down there on my knees :p
Some filthy words for your reading pleasure:
Bring On The Wonder by Bronzehyperion
Sinned by PeteTheMagicalUnicorn
**This manip was specially made for Biel 🙂 **
Sex-a-licious Saturday with Aylah50
Today Aylah50 brings a Sex-a-licious Saturday Guest Post:
Thanks so much to RobButtonsBabe for creating Grungeward, or should I say, Edward Catalano! This flannel and combat boots-wearing Edward was created for my fanfic, “The Ride,” which starts off in the nineties. She did such an excellent job of bringing the character to life, from the long, grunge-y hair to the angsty gaze. One look at him, and I’m crying out “I wanna be sedated!”
Click HERE to link to the chapter for Grungeward!
RBB: As always it is my pleasure to anyone who has a request for a manip for a fanfic… Just give me a holla.
RobNip™ 59.3 – FanFic Writing Rob
Looks like Rob just thought of one awesome plot bunny. And not for nothing, but how many Twilight/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle crossover fics have you read? We think dude might be writing the next MotU with that idea. Just sayin.
Speaking of fanfic that is packed full of originality and fucktabulous writing, check out these recommendations:
Breaking News
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline – if they don’t kill each other first. AU/AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing. Rated M, Romance/Humor, Bella & Edward
On Grey Mornings
Bella’s tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she’s back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff. Rated M, Romance/Drama, Bella & Edward
Punch Drunk
Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind. AH, OOC, Rated M, Romance/Drama, Bella & Edward
Renfield and Chiclets
COMPLETE. Edward Cullen, PhD: brilliant, nerdy, mildly attractive, and obsessed with Blood and Vampires. Oh, and pervertedly horny. Join him as he searches for Ms. Right. AH/Severely OOC/Very M ***Citrus galore with a fun little plot*** Rated M, Romance/Humor, Bella & Edward
Some Life in Me
An accident claims the lives of Edward’s family. Unable to deal with his grief, he walks away from his life. He meets Bella, a young woman running from her past. He can help her. Can he return to his life? AH, Rated M, Romance/Drama, Bella & Edward
RobNip™ 59.2 – Fuckhawt Fanfic: Tennisward
Hmm, I see a big old bulge in that pocket… Tennis Rob reaches in and… oh, pulls out his balls.
I’m not surprised to see Rob handling his large, fuzzy balls. He’s English, they’re not big into manscaping, are they? I love to play with balls! Cupping them, rolling them around in my hands, nuzzling them, yum yum yum!
Ohhhh, you mean he’s handling THOSE kind of balls! Not nearly as fun! But scores from zero to three are “love.” I could score three times and it would be love?!? I agree to that! Let’s play!
And now for some fuckhawt Tennis Rob Fanfic!!
RobNip™ 59.1 – Fuckhawt Fanfic: Knightward
Ho-ly fuck. They give me this pic and I’m supposed to do what with it? Try not to electrocute myself while I lick the screen repeatedly and try not to drip any juices on the CPU? Ahem. Must. Pull. Myself. Together.
Obviously, Knightward is a fucking BEAST. I mean, he can run me through with his sword any time. I bet I can take his entire lance. That makes me sound like a bit of a whore, eh? Whatev.
Let’s play “I’m a filthy wench, please take me over this knotty pine table.” RAWR
Fuckhawt Knightward Fanfic:
To love and Protect » by Jayeliwood
A Faire To Remember » by fluppy
Rob-O-Ween Guest Post with Aylah50: Mansionward
Hey there everyone! I’m so excited to write a guest post here on RobNipulations™ and introduce you all the Mansionward!
This summer I first witnessed the talent of RobsButtonsBabe, I knew she’d be the right person to contact for a little one shot I was working on. Welcome Foolish Mortals is my contribution to Breath-of-Twilight’s Countdown to Halloween II – One Haunted Hallows Eve. In this sexy scary fairy tale, Bella comes to work at the happiest place on earth, and finds her dreams haunted by a sexy fellow cast member.
See how debonair Mansionward looks in his costume? Doesn’t his face have the perfect balance of intimidation and lust? All in all, the perfect manip! So thank you so much to RobsButtonsBabe for bringing him to life!
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Thanks so much Aylah50 for allowing myself to bring your Mansionward to life. I’m honored, out of all the other great manipulators, that you chose to ask me.
Check out Aylah50’s Mashionward Fic HERE and also her FF.net Page HERE
You Fic It, We Nip It: 1st Place
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Today, we present our grand prize winner in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — How To Be… More — written by @debb24601!!
Read @debb24601’s “How To Be…More” after the not so accidental dong…
You Fic It, We Nip It: 2nd Place
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Today, we present our second place winner in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — Bad Days, Disc Jockeys, and Fate — written by @robmusement!!
Read @robmusements “Bad Days, Disc Jockeys, and Fate after the Vinyl Scratch …
You Fic It, We Nip It: 3rd Place
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Today, we present our third place winner in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — The Hardest Thing — written by @randommama!!
Read @randommama’s – The Hardest Thing after the lip bite….
You Fic It, We Nip It – Honorable Mention
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Today, we present the second Honorable Mention in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — Work of Art — written by @heatherels!!
Read ‘Work of Art’ after the Guitar Strum…
You Fic It We Nip It – Honorable Mention
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Thanks so much for all of the fabulous entries in our “You Fic It We Nip It” Contest!! Unfortunately, we had to narrow down the stories to get our winners.
Here is the first Honorable Mention — Bella’s Bubble Bath — written by the lovely @intaglio_girl!!
Manip created by @intaglio_girl
Read @intaglio_girl’s Story After the Splish Splash…..
RobNip™ Fuckhawt FanFic – Titanic Rob
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This week, we’re once again imagining Rob in our favorite movie roles… Today, meet Titanic Rob!!
Titanic Rob is so romantic, you’ll never want to let him go! But don’t worry – your heart will go on. This incarnation of Rob in unsinkable! Rob doesn’t need a life vest… he has something else that will keep him afloat. Talk about your lifesaver!
Fuckhawt Titanic Fanfic:
The Antique Ring by Bella.Diggory
RobNip™ – You Fic It, We Nip It Contest
Here is what we want from you:
We are holding another contest that gets you, the fantastical fans, involved. We want you to unleash your perv a little. 🙂
Here is the deal…
1) Think up an idea for a RobNip™
2) Send us a picture to go with that idea. RobsButtonsBabe will create the manip for you. And lastly….
3) Write a Fanfic to go along with the manip
All those who are interested will need to email us at RobNipulations@gmail.com with your pictures and written piece of work.
We will pick 5 winners whose FanFic and RobNip idea will be featured on our blog. Not only will they get their shot to be a RobNip Celeb for a day, but they’ll also win a fucktabulous prize!!!
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FuckHawt FanFic Monday – Peter Pan Rob
You know Peter Pan Rob has some of our favorite attributes — mad skillz in the flying department, wears frolic-friendly tunics, and loves to sprinkle us with his “magic pixie dust” . . . or his magic something or another.
This boy never wants to grow up. Peter Pan Rob may act like a kid at times, but he’s all man in all the ways that count. Bonus: if you clap your hands and wiggle just right, he’ll grow for you!
Fuckhawt Peter Pan Rob Fanfic:
The Boy That Grew Up by ObsessingOverEdward
Icy Poles and Super Glue by twisagababy
And for our Spanish speakers…
ҳ Ҳ ҳPeter Pan Es Un Monstruoҳ Ҳ ҳ by Leonannika
FuckHawt Fanfic Monday – Marlboro Rob
Today we’re joining Marlboro Man Rob…
No matter how much you hate the smell of smoke, no one can resist smoking Rob.
As he gently grips the cigarette with his long, talented fingers, he runs his hand through his hair. It’s not so hard to imagine those fingers running all over you…
And the way his lips hold the cigarette. gah! It makes you wonder about all of the other things he could be doing with his mouth…
Fuckhawt fanfic:
Cigarettes and Xanax by InaraG
Chance Encounters by ehee (slash)
Fuckhawt FanFic Monday – Elvis Rob
Oh hawt damn! This week we’re celebrating Rob in place of famous dead musicians.
And to start…. Elvis Rob!!!
Fuck he looks hawt in that leather jumpsuit. It’s all I can do to restrain myself from jumping on the stage and humping his leg.
But lookee here! That black leather just encases Elvis Rob’s package so well. RAWR.
I’ll certainly be swooning at his feet… gah! I can’t stand it! So. much. fuckhawtness.
Fuckhawt Elvis related Fanfic:
Thank You, Elvis by Klytie (E/J slash, you have been warned)
The Cullens Gone Mad by Waffles-r-after-me
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday – Hockey Rob
We are starting out the week just the way you like it, with some fabulous Fuckhawt FanFiction. This week, we honor the 2010 Winter Olympics.
Even when it’s cold at the rink, Hockey Rob keeps things fuckhawt! After all, Rob knows just how to work that big, long “hockey stick”, whether on the ice or up against boards.
Hockey Rob knows just how to score a goal. I think I’d like Hockey Rob to bodycheck me up against that board right now. Or perhaps he’d like to score in the penalty box? Leg hitch, anyone?
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The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting
For the Love of Hockey by brinna202
Bella, The Hockey Player by Khockeygrl4
Inside the Rink by tawelephant
Blinded by greatterriblebeauty
Twirl Girls vs Agressive Men by twilightrules123
Hardcore Days and Softcore Nights by AthleticKiwi
Northeast Academy by CaseyluvsLucic17
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday – gLee Rob
This week, we’re re-imagining Rob as characters in some of our favorite TV shows!
Today, Rob is taking over the role of Finn Hudson – the star quarterback of McKinley High who joins the Glee Club.
Can’t you just imagine it? Rob, belting out “Can’t Fight This Feeling” in shower… Rob humping the air as he sings “Push It.” That’s right honey, push it reaaaaal good. Oh god, now it’s starting to feel like there’s “No Air”… How ’bout a little mouth to mouth, eh Rob?
Bam! That makes me want to “Jump”! Rob, of course.
Go on, “Take a Bow,” Rob! You’ve earned it.
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FYI… you can follow Cory Monteith (who is hawt, and plays Finn Hudson) at @frankenteen
Choir/Chorus/Musical/Glee Club fanfic:
Don’t Stop Believin’ by Little Miss Whitlock
Music in Vienna by MyEdward797
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Mafia Rob
Seeing Mafia Rob really makes us wonder… Is it true what they say about Italians? *cough*
There’s just something about the way he murmurs in Italian to you under his breath that sets you on fire. The way that he rocks that handmade suit is beyond fuckhawt. And the way that he handles a gun is guaranteed to make you melt.
Mafia Rob will have you anything but silent in the bedroom. In fact, we’re getting hungry for some Italian sausage right now…
Some Fuckhawt Mafia Rob fanfic to get your tommy gun running…
Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatik
Like a Moth to a Flame by Bellalullabye09
Mafia Boy and Bread Girl by Lemonygoodness12
Forgive Me Father for I have Sinned by Tyley1
Thanks to the 10 people (no joke) who recommended EP!
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Musician Rob
You’re heading to your favorite bar. It’s one of those nights — your skin feels electric, your skirt is short, and you just know something good is going to happen. You walk in and head to the bar, ordering something yummy and decadent and likely to loosen your inhibitions. Just as you reach for your drink, you hear the opening chords of a song, and a voice both sultry and heavenly comes over the PA system, somehow reaching through your ears, down your body, and resonating deep within. You turn to see the source of this music . There, on a stage across the bar, is Musician Rob. He closes his soulful eyes as he croons, long lashes nearly brushing his cheeks. You watch his hands deftly play the guitar, shadows along his jaw, the way his throat moves as he sings. You are instantly captivated.
What girl doesn’t have a weakness for a boy with a guitar?
You body feels warm, you become lightheaded. Musician Rob struts on the stage, all charisma and magnetism and fuckhawtness rolled into one. There’s something almost sinful about the way his jeans hang off his hips, the way the muscles in his forearms flex while he plays. When the band takes a break, you boldly decide to send Musician Rob a beer. As the server points you out while giving him the beer, you catch his eye and he smolders at you intensely, a devilish smile playing across those succulent lips, hinting that he might more than reciprocate your gesture.
When the band starts playing again, you watch Musician Rob intently, never taking your eyes from him. And as the set progresses, you catch him watching you, eye-fucking you in return. Suddenly, you are feeling the beat of the music in some very interesting places.
When the band is done playing, Musician Rob approaches you and thanks you for the drink. You can barely stammer out a response, flushing warm, as your body vibrates with his proximity. He smirks again, sensing the state you are in. And after last call, Musician Rob decides to follow you home for a private concert….
Fuckhawt Musician Rob fanfic:
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe
The Heart of a Musician by oceandaydreamer
Stepping Out by StupidUnreliableFanpire
What’s Good, What’s True by Bitter Shade
Refuse & Resist by Thistles Undone
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Fireman Rob
What’s the cause of that 4-alarm fire? Why, the hawtness of Fireman Rob, of course! (and his trusty sidekicks…)
Fireman Rob can’t help but cause sparks to fly. When he’s called to action, there’s nothing quite like watching him slide down and handle that pole. Those agile fingers are perfect for handling all kinds of equipment, and who wouldn’t want to feel those strong arms wrapped around them? When he’s done with work, you just wanna help him pull off those layers, pull down those sexpenders, and pull him into the shower to wash off the smoke and soot.
Another benefit of Fireman Rob — -he’s always ready to respond, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Better get your fireproof panties ready!
Fuckhawt Firemen Fanfic:
Stop, Drop, and Roll by Bronzehairedgirl620
Escape Our Fates by ClumsyInLove
Capturing the Flame by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal
The Epic TRated One: Sparks May Fly by EdwardsTrueLove1901
Broken Wings, Fallen Angel by BellaMadonna
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Pilot Rob
Set any misgivings aside, and let Pilot Rob initiate you into the mile high club and then, let those long, talented fingers take you even higher.Some inspiration for your trip:
Changing Skies, by hamistasty aka jovygoeschompchomp xD
The Wallflower and The Flyboy, by A Cullen Wannabe
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Bartender Rob
As you walk in, sliding onto a stool at the bar, your eyes widen when you see the new bartender asking you, “What’s your pleasure?” Ohmigod, it’s fuckhawt Bartender Rob. There’s something about the way his luscious lips wrap around the word “pleasure” that instantly makes you feel tingly in all the right places. It takes a moment for you to snap your mouth shut. You give him your order and can’t take your eyes off of him as his deftly mixes your drink with long, agile fingers that you can just imagine reaching across the bar to caress your face, moving down your neck, unbuttoning your blouse, pushing it open, skimming along your sides . . . You are snapped out of your reverie when he hands you a drink. He looks intently into your eyes and, as you are drowning in his, he asks you what’s wrong.
Before you know it, you are talking and laughing. It’s a slow night and he keeps your glass filled and you entertained. You slip easily into a conversation that somehow goes on for hours without you realizing it. At some point, you realize your girls never showed up, and you’re actually thankful. Every time he speaks, you watch his lips, imagining how they would feel on your neck There’s something about the scruff on his cheeks that makes you want to nuzzle into it. Almost of it’s own volition, your hand reaches out to touch the top of his chest. He puts his hand over yours, and announces last call without looking up from your eyes. Your mouth, something you used to control with some facility, inexplicably opens and blurts out, “You’re beautiful.” He licks his lips and smiles a gorgeous crooked smile, and somehow your entire focus is on that lovely pink tongue as it moves in slow motion, that full bottom lip, the angular lines of his jaw.
Other patrons file out, but he asks you to stay, and you do, still talking easily as he wipes down the bar. Suddenly, he’s in front of you and you’re pulling him to you, wrapping your legs around his waist. Common sense, work tomorrow, everything else flies out of your mind and you melt into Bartender Rob. Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff!
For more fuckhawt Bartender Rob…
Under the Influence, by Dopeshieet
Captive of a Bartender, by AcrossTheSkyInStars
Olympic Rain and Novocain, by AddiCakes
He’s Just Not That Into You, by MkGrays
Distractions, by Sic Et Non (needs a beta reader, but pretty well written)
Hey Cowboy, by amgglekim
Sophisticated, To the Point, Effective, by AprilAnne
Don’t You Want Me?, by Ruby-Wednesday
White Horse, by FoxxCRUSH
Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Geekward Rob
First off, a hearty (with extra vibe!) welcome to @amberchagrined, our newest co-blogger on RobNips! @amberchagrined has a extra special place in her *ahem* heart for Geekward Rob…
Remember that day that both Twitter and Facebook were down? Somehow we made it through several consecutive hours of no access to Robporn or our fellow Robficionados, but we did not escape unscathed. Remember the Great Photo Blackout of Summer ’09? Devastation abounded. We truly are dependent on our electronically delivered Rob smut.
The truth is that our enjoyment of all things Rob is intrinsically linked to technology – the scans of photos and the photos themselves disseminated on Twitter and various Rob-centric sites daily; computers that hold our stashes of the Rob goods; Ipods and mp3 players loaded with Rob movies and songs; and even the wallpapers and ringers on our cell phones — all deliver a constant stream of Rob-goodness.
Geekward Rob is working right now to bring you MORE Rob.
Geekward Definitions:
chagrin — that sinking feeling one experiences in the pit of one’s stomach when the IT department of one’s employer notices the huge file folder on the hard drive of one’s work computer named RobPorn
dazzled – the slightly euphoric and pleasant emotion associated with exposure to all things Rob, including exposure via the use of technology
hard drive — a device that allows one to save Geekward Rob-related media in various forms; also the effect that such media may have on one’s libido
The Geek-Word
So, for those of us who like to get our freak on with Geekward Rob, check out these fuckhawt fanfics.
- A Geekward Community on Fanfiction.net
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angrybadgergirl
beks
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