Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Happy New Year


Rob, along with the hOOrs here at RobNipulations, wants to wish you and yours a Happy Nude Rear!!!

We hope you all have a fabulous year, filled with sexy men/women and lots of lovin!

RobNip™ 14.4 – Happy New Year!!

It’s New Years Day here at RobNipulations, and Rob’s typical behavior through this holiday is to be drunk.

Let’s take a peek at what we caught him doing last night!

You can bet that when the clock struck twelve that Rob lit up his sparklers

(and by sparklers we mean real sparklers you pervs!)

Rob + Sparklers = DISASTER!

You don’t want to know how close he was to destroying his sparkly…..uh… pants!

Rob is looking forward to the new year for a new start on old habits, old resale clothes (borrowing even more from certain friends), old shoes, beanies and possibly starting a resolution or two.

So join us next week to see what Rob’s resolutions will be…

To Be Continued…


*a huge thank you to @Gozdess from ROBsessedBlog for your help today 🙂