Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Fireman Rob

What’s the cause of that 4-alarm fire? Why, the hawtness of Fireman Rob, of course! (and his trusty sidekicks…)


Fireman Rob can’t help but cause sparks to fly. When he’s called to action, there’s nothing quite like watching him slide down and handle that pole. Those agile fingers are perfect for handling all kinds of equipment, and who wouldn’t want to feel those strong arms wrapped around them? When he’s done with work, you just wanna help him pull off those layers, pull down those sexpenders, and pull him into the shower to wash off the smoke and soot.

Another benefit of Fireman Rob — -he’s always ready to respond, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Better get your fireproof panties ready!

Fuckhawt Firemen Fanfic:

Stop, Drop, and Roll by Bronzehairedgirl620

Escape Our Fates by ClumsyInLove

Capturing the Flame by Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal

The Epic TRated One: Sparks May Fly by EdwardsTrueLove1901

Trial By Fire by blackgem88

Broken Wings, Fallen Angel by BellaMadonna

Cooking with Fire by In love with a Crooked Smile

A Change of Heart by icegem100

2 responses

  1. LOL

    October 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm

  2. rpfangirldc

    No wonder I couldn’t find you! Big move!

    I think there should have been more mention of the pole! *wink* LMAO!

    October 26, 2009 at 1:45 pm

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