Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

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RobNip™ 2.1: Spa Rob wants to take care of you

You’ve been terribly stressed out. Things at work have been crazy lately. Luckily, your best girl friends pooled together and booked you a spa day for your birthday. What could be better than a day of pampering and relaxation? The answer: a day of pampering and relaxation with Spa Rob on duty!

After checking in, you are told that a technician is waiting to give you a special exfoliating scrub followed by a luxurious bath. When you walk into the room and see that the technician is Spa Rob, you immediately swoon. Thankfully you are revived by the soothing application of the exfoliating scrub, followed by the exhilarating rub down by Spa Rob. Oh, and the sponge bath that follows — priceless!

When you think it can’t get any better, Spa Rob tenderly dries your skin and tells you to hop up on the massage table. Oh yes, pure tactile heaven — a lingering, deep tissue massage by Rob! Rob rubs and squeezes, relaxing all of your muscles, while murmuring little words of praise for your body. You can’t help but moan as his hands ignite your nerve endings.

And as you lay there, spent, utterly relaxed, and devoid of will, Spa Rob whispers into your ear that he’d like to finish the day with some “alone time” in the sauna. Just the thought of being in that steamy room sans clothing is enough to get you up off of the massage table.

Time spent naked with Rob may finish the day, but it’s just the beginning of your night!

*dedicated to @PDXSparkle and @buhbeesgirl*
**special thanks to @mytwilife for offering the idea of “Where would you like to run into Rob”**

RobNip™ 1.1 – Rob is in your bed

No really, go look.

He’s ready and waitin’ for you. Who can resist this fuckhawtness? Stronger women than us!

This RobNip was created at the request of @Melainii

However, Rob in your bed is one of our most popular requests! So @Melainii can’t have all the fun…

These next two manips, which epitomize fuckhawtness, were requested by that dirty bitch @xxooandcookies


Drink it in, bitches! Go head and robsturbate. We’ll turn our heads. Robgasms for all!

Remember, we’re here to make your fantasies come to life. Email your wishes to with a picture to Robnipulate. We’ll do our best to make them come true.

Please also remember to be respectful with your requests. We receive many requests, and it is not always possible to create exactly what you want, especially if you don’t give picture inspiration. Thanks!