Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Fuckhawt FanFic Monday – Elvis Rob

Oh hawt damn! This week we’re celebrating Rob in place of famous dead musicians.

And to start…. Elvis Rob!!!

Fuck he looks hawt in that leather jumpsuit. It’s all I can do to restrain myself from jumping on the stage and humping his leg.

But lookee here! That black leather just encases Elvis Rob’s package so well. RAWR.

I’ll certainly be swooning at his feet… gah! I can’t stand it! So. much. fuckhawtness.

Fuckhawt Elvis related Fanfic:

Thank You, Elvis by Klytie (E/J slash, you have been warned)

Love me Tender by loudie

The Cullens Gone Mad by Waffles-r-after-me

One response

  1. LeslieJean

    Even Elvis Rob hangs to the right. 😉

    HOT HOT HOT banner! Yowzers!

    March 9, 2010 at 12:40 am

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