Every now and again, Rob feels like getting out of his hotel room and letting loose a bit. You know, get the old juices flowing. And when that happens, Rob likes to take out his balls and throw them around.
Whether he’s rolling his balls on a wooden floor…
Throwing his balls to the other end of a grassy area…
Or just playing with his balls in bed…
Rob and his balls will work up a sweat, then go ALL night.
**BowlerRob is dedicated to @RPfangirlDC
Mail carrier Rob has an extra special delivery for you… He’s dying to show you EXACTLY what’s in his package.
So the hard part is really: which Rob to choose?
FedExRob? He looks good in blue, and his package does look a little bit bigger. And he has such nice, strong hands… Those could really take you places.
But UPSRob is ready to vie for your, ahem, affections. While UPSRob’s outfit isn’t as good, he really knows how to use his lips and mouth. And he likes to take his time. Unfortunately, this means his buttons are always wrong because he has to rush to get dressed for work after you’re done… Ah well, that’s the price you pay.
But, you know, maybe this Rob is the winner. He’s got a present for you, after all. Can you guess what it is? Why don’t you help Rob unwrap that?