Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “fuckhawt fanfic

RobNip™ 65.1 – Fuck Hawt FanFic Monday: Priest Rob

Today we’re getting back in the habit with Priest Rob!

Yes, it’s that time. Time to worship at the feet of Priest Rob. Well, maybe I won’t be worshiping his feet…. I would certainly rather be worshiping another part of his body while I’m down there on my knees :p

Some filthy words for your reading pleasure:

Confessions by luvrofink

Bring On The Wonder by Bronzehyperion

Sinned by PeteTheMagicalUnicorn

**This manip was specially made for Biel 🙂 **

Sex-a-licious Saturday with Aylah50

Today Aylah50 brings a Sex-a-licious Saturday Guest Post:

Thanks so much to RobButtonsBabe for creating Grungeward, or should I say, Edward Catalano! This flannel and combat boots-wearing Edward was created for my fanfic, “The Ride,” which starts off in the nineties. She did such an excellent job of bringing the character to life, from the long, grunge-y hair to the angsty gaze. One look at him, and I’m crying out “I wanna be sedated!”

Click HERE to link to the chapter for Grungeward!

RBB: As always it is my pleasure to anyone who has a request for a manip for a fanfic…  Just give me a holla. 

RobNip™ 59.3 – FanFic Writing Rob

Looks like Rob just thought of one awesome plot bunny. And not for nothing, but how many Twilight/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle crossover fics have you read? We think dude might be writing the next MotU with that idea. Just sayin.

Speaking of fanfic that is packed full of originality and fucktabulous writing, check out these recommendations:

Breaking News
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline – if they don’t kill each other first. AU/AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing. Rated M, Romance/Humor, Bella & Edward

On Grey Mornings
Bella’s tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she’s back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff. Rated M, Romance/Drama, Bella & Edward

Punch Drunk
Edward moves to Portland to start college and a new chapter in his life. After meeting a brown-eyed girl, he wonders if love is truly blind. AH, OOC, Rated M, Romance/Drama, Bella & Edward

Renfield and Chiclets
COMPLETE. Edward Cullen, PhD: brilliant, nerdy, mildly attractive, and obsessed with Blood and Vampires. Oh, and pervertedly horny. Join him as he searches for Ms. Right. AH/Severely OOC/Very M ***Citrus galore with a fun little plot*** Rated M, Romance/Humor, Bella & Edward

Some Life in Me
An accident claims the lives of Edward’s family. Unable to deal with his grief, he walks away from his life. He meets Bella, a young woman running from her past. He can help her. Can he return to his life? AH, Rated M, Romance/Drama, Bella & Edward

RobNip™ 59.2 – Fuckhawt Fanfic: Tennisward

Hmm, I see a big old bulge in that pocket… Tennis Rob reaches in and… oh, pulls out his balls.

I’m not surprised to see Rob handling his large, fuzzy balls.  He’s English, they’re not big into manscaping, are they?  I love to play with balls! Cupping them, rolling them around in my hands, nuzzling them, yum yum yum!

Ohhhh, you mean he’s handling  THOSE kind of balls!  Not nearly as fun! But scores from zero to three are “love.”  I could score three times and it would be love?!? I agree to that! Let’s play!

And now for some fuckhawt Tennis Rob Fanfic!!

Game, Set, Match » by MandyLeigh87

A Wimbledon Affair » by sue4442

RobNip™ 59.1 – Fuckhawt Fanfic: Knightward

Ho-ly fuck. They give me this pic and I’m supposed to do what with it? Try not to electrocute myself while I lick the screen repeatedly and try not to drip any juices on the CPU? Ahem. Must. Pull. Myself. Together.

Obviously, Knightward is a fucking BEAST. I mean, he can run me through with his sword any time. I bet I can take his entire lance. That makes me sound like a bit of a whore, eh? Whatev.

Let’s play “I’m a filthy wench, please take me over this knotty pine table.” RAWR

Fuckhawt Knightward Fanfic:

Knights of Honor by katmom

To love and Protect » by Jayeliwood

A Faire To Remember » by fluppy

Fate’s Recipe » by LyricalKris

The Round Table Story » by Shakespeare’s Lady

Rob-O-Ween Guest Post with Aylah50: Mansionward

Hey there everyone! I’m so excited to write a guest post here on RobNipulations™ and introduce you all the Mansionward!

This summer I first witnessed the talent of RobsButtonsBabe, I knew she’d be the right person to contact for a little one shot I was working on. Welcome Foolish Mortals is my contribution to Breath-of-Twilight’s Countdown to Halloween II – One Haunted Hallows Eve. In this sexy scary fairy tale, Bella comes to work at the happiest place on earth, and finds her dreams haunted by a sexy fellow cast member.

See how debonair Mansionward looks in his costume? Doesn’t his face have the perfect balance of intimidation and lust? All in all, the perfect manip! So thank you so much to RobsButtonsBabe for bringing him to life!


Thanks so much Aylah50 for allowing myself to bring your Mansionward to life.  I’m honored, out of all the other great manipulators, that you chose to ask me.

Check out Aylah50’s  Mashionward Fic HERE and also her Page  HERE

You Fic It, We Nip It: 1st Place

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Today, we present our grand prize winner in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — How To Be… More — written by @debb24601!!

Read @debb24601’s “How To Be…More” after the not so accidental dong…


You Fic It, We Nip It: 2nd Place

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Today, we present our second place winner in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — Bad Days, Disc Jockeys, and Fate — written by @robmusement!!

Read @robmusements “Bad Days, Disc Jockeys, and Fate  after the Vinyl Scratch …


You Fic It, We Nip It: 3rd Place

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Today, we present our third place winner in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — The Hardest Thing — written by @randommama!!

Read @randommama’s – The Hardest Thing after the lip bite….


You Fic It, We Nip It – Honorable Mention

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Today, we present the second Honorable Mention in our “You Fic It, We Nip It” Contest — Work of Art — written by @heatherels!!

Read ‘Work of Art’ after the Guitar Strum