Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

FuckHawt FanFic Monday – Peter Pan Rob

You know Peter Pan Rob has some of our favorite attributes — mad skillz in the flying department, wears frolic-friendly tunics, and loves to sprinkle us with his “magic pixie dust” . . . or his magic something or another.

This boy never wants to grow up. Peter Pan Rob may act like a kid at times, but he’s all man in all the ways that count.    Bonus:  if you clap your hands and wiggle just right, he’ll grow for you!

Fuckhawt Peter Pan Rob Fanfic:

The Boy That Grew Up by ObsessingOverEdward

Icy Poles and Super Glue by twisagababy

And for our Spanish speakers…

ҳ Ҳ ҳPeter Pan Es Un Monstruoҳ Ҳ ҳ by Leonannika

¡Peter Pan es un Vampiro! by Leonannika

Felicidad: Un juego de niños by Tragedy of nightmares

One response

  1. LeslieJean

    LMFAO! “if you clap your hands and wiggle just right, he’ll grow for you!” awesome! 🙂

    March 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm

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