Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Holiday Rob

Holiday Water for Elephants Wallpapers

Desktop – 1600×1200

iPad – 1024×1024

iPhone – 320×480

Blackberry – 480×360

RobNip™ 63.2 – Santa and his Robdeer

Nothing like Rob in a harness to put me in the Christmas spirit!  While it’s true that sentiments like those are likely to put me on the “naughty” list — quite frankly, I’m fine with that. After all, who wouldn’t wanna jump Rob looking so fly and spry and tied up? He looks so, ummm, energetic, and up for anything, if you know what I mean.

I know I wanna tell him to giddy up so I can go for a ride!  I’m pretty sure one of these Robdeer could take me around the world in a very long, hot, sweaty steamy, lovely night. After working so hard, and getting all lathered up, I’ll give my Robdeer a really good rubdown.

Clearly Santa is giver because look! There are *four* Robdeer.  I plan on delivering one to each of my RobNipulations hoors, reins in hand. Have fun, ladies!

Note from RBB: Yes, I had to JUMP *snicker* on the Jumping Rob Train..  errr rather sleigh for this manip. It was too funny not to!

Robiday Mobile Wallpapers: iPad, iPhone, and Blackberry

For a tutorial on how to get these wallpapers onto your iPad or iPhone click here.

iPad: 1024×1024

iPhone: 320×480

Blackberry: 480×360

Click on each image to enlarge, then you can right click and save!

You can see all of these over at Twi-Mobile as well!

RobNip™ 63.1 – Holiday Rob

Joy to the world! It’s Holiday Rob.

We’re not sure about you guys, but we’re a tad more interested in unwrapping the package in the lower half of this picture. Just sayin. Annnnnd insert holiday-appropriate sexual innuendo about stuffing our stockings, being on the naughty list, and singing things like Oh Come All Ye Faithful.