Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Keg Rob

Rob-O-Ween 2.1 – Keg Rob

It’s week two of RobNips Rob-O-Ween week! And what better way to start off a Monday morning than Rob dressed as a beer keg? Because, yes, we would absolutely tap that. Get it? Keg…tap that? Yeah, okay. It’s Monday morning, alright? Can’t write the semi-passable punchlines every day of the week.

RobNip™ 54.2 – Keg Rob

Please, he couldn’t lift that. That keg probably weighs more than he does. Oh wait, it’s already empty. No wonder he looks so happy. Bogarting the brewski before your bros get to have any. Ah, the life of a rich, famous dude. Collar: popped. Keg: drannnk. Grin: full tilt. Haters be hatin.