Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Naughty Santa Rob

RobNip™ 64.1 – Naughty Santa Rob

As we get  closer and closer to Christmas, I must admit that I have visions of something dancing in my head… not sugarplums, visions more like this.  Baby, it’s cold outside — what I need to get it hot in herrrrre is some Naughty Santa Rob!

First, I’m gonna sit on his lap.  Santa Rob would like a lap dance, dontcha think?  Thankfully, my lil elf dress is very short  and quite accommodating! Then I’m gonna demonstrate my mad skillz, including the ability to remove that big ole belt buckle without using my hands.  I’m gonna offer Naughty Santa Rob his favorite snack, my “sugar cookie.”  Next, I’m gonna whisper in his ear and ask for my very special present, something I want in my box… Can you guess what it is?

RobNip™ 13.3 – Naughty Santa Rob

Well, it’s Santa Rob time here at RobNips, and as far as we’re concerned, he can slip us his candy cane and we’ll definitely jingle his bells…

We’re getting closer and closer now to Christmas! So come on over, sit on Santa Rob’s… erm… lap, and tell him exactly what you want. You never know what may pop up…

We all know how much Rob likes to go commando. Well, as Santa Rob, he can go commando with just a minor adjustment…

Oh look, Santa Rob is halfway in your chimney! Won’t you let him all the way in?

Well lookie here… Santa Rob has some presents just for you. Don’t forget to give him a hearty thank you… Maybe let him stuff your special stocking too.

Thanks to JAG at Random Acts of Rob for her help jumpstarting our perv!!