First off, a hearty (with extra vibe!) welcome to @amberchagrined, our newest co-blogger on RobNips! @amberchagrined has a extra special place in her *ahem* heart for Geekward Rob…
Remember that day that both Twitter and Facebook were down? Somehow we made it through several consecutive hours of no access to Robporn or our fellow Robficionados, but we did not escape unscathed. Remember the Great Photo Blackout of Summer ’09? Devastation abounded. We truly are dependent on our electronically delivered Rob smut.
The truth is that our enjoyment of all things Rob is intrinsically linked to technology – the scans of photos and the photos themselves disseminated on Twitter and various Rob-centric sites daily; computers that hold our stashes of the Rob goods; Ipods and mp3 players loaded with Rob movies and songs; and even the wallpapers and ringers on our cell phones — all deliver a constant stream of Rob-goodness.
chagrin — that sinking feeling one experiences in the pit of one’s stomach when the IT department of one’s employer notices the huge file folder on the hard drive of one’s work computer named RobPorn
dazzled – the slightly euphoric and pleasant emotion associated with exposure to all things Rob, including exposure via the use of technology
hard drive — a device that allows one to save Geekward Rob-related media in various forms; also the effect that such media may have on one’s libido
So, for those of us who like to get our freak on with Geekward Rob, check out these fuckhawt fanfics.
- A Geekward Community on Fanfiction.net
So hop on this gravy train! Email your sexiest/funniest idea to RobNipulations@gmail.com with a picture to Robnipulate. We’ll do our best to make your fantasies come alive!
Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch “Rob” with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.
Rob block (noun): Much like a cock block, a person who prevents you from getting your Rob on. See also: boss, family members, etc.
Obvious case of Rob blocking
Robrator (noun): a Rob shaped vibrator. This has MANY uses, we assure you.
Why yes, that is a vibrator in my pants…
(Source: Twilight Moonlighter)
Robsicle (noun): a fabulously tasty frozen Rob confection
Roblicious (adjective): the state of being as delicious as Rob
Robsturbate (verb): What we are all doing while looking at the above… Don’t bother denying it. You know you were.
Robgasm (noun): The obvious conclusion to Robsturbation.
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