Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Kiss The Cook Rob

RobNip™ 15.3 – Resolution Rob: learn to cook

Rob’s life is very hectic, but todays New Year’s resolution includes him becoming more adept in the kitchen.  Oh yes, Resolution Rob is the next Naked Chef!

Chef Rob wants to give it to you on the counter, on the table, under the table, heck, he’ll bang you up against the fridge.  Chef Rob has mad skillz with his big, umm, knife. Like any good chef, he knows how to get out the butter and slap it on THICK.  Wait, is that a big, fat, delicious beef stick hiding under his apron? Oh Chef Rob makes my mouth water. I’m licking my lips and ready, willing, and able to assist him in the kitchen — in any way I can.  Wouldn’t you agree?  If not you must have clicked on the wrong site. 🙂


RobNip™ 14.2 – Kiss The Cook Rob

Aw, Chef Rob really knows the way to a woman’s heart. Chocolate chip cookies and screaming orgasms.

I know which one I want right now… I’m definitely ready for dessert. And Chef Rob is at the top of my menu 😉

Chef Rob can whip up something delectable to eat… He certainly is quite delectable himself.

He has such big, ummm knives… There’s a reason why chef’s pants are so roomy…

The way he kneads dough with those long, lovely fingers, you’ll want those fingers kneading into you. He’ll roll out some dough, then take you on the counter.

Chef Rob will definitely have you licking your lips and begging for more.