Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Merry Christmas


Away in a manger,
no crib for His bed…

Wait, what? That’s not the baby Jesus. You know, if you’re starting to see Rob’s face just about everywhere you look, it might be time to step away from the Twilight. It might even be time for an intervention. Not like we’d know anything about being completely preoccupied by Robert Pattinson. Cos, yeah, we could give or take the guy, really. Give him some sugar or take him for a ride, that is.


RobNip™ 13.5 Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all of those who celebrate it!!!  Otherwise, Happy Holidays!

Rob just loves the holidays! And he’s got some very special presents for you. Just open the box and see what he’s giving you!

Oooh, this is MY favorite gift from Santa! I just need to unwrap him…

Uhoh, looks like Rob got a little confuzzled while putting up lights. Ah well, it looks like we’ll just have to untangle him… and then maybe help him with his pants as well. 🙂