Wallpaper Spam: It’s the Most RobFull Time of the Year!

Taking A Quick Break!

That’s right, these bitches be tired!

We here at RobNipulations lurve bringing you the sexy times each day, and this last year has been amazing. Unfortunately, real life commitments (boo! hiss!) are rearing their ugly heads… Sadly, our kids seem to think that we’ve abandoned them (rpattzlawyer:  Not mine!  Fur kids are awesome like that). And we’ve been working RobsButtonsBabe to the bone, forcing her to create hot manips for us and whipping/spanking her when she’s been bad. RAWR. (She loves it).

So, we’re gonna take a break for a bit. Just a QUICKIE. Don’t cry! During our absence, to help ease the pain, you’ll get some posts that Buttons has been working on.

But don’t worry! We’ll be back in business pretty soon, relaxed and refreshed and beautiful and ready to deliver the hawt goods that you’ve grown to expect from RobNips!! We’ll be back in no time, posting 2 or 3 times a week.

We appreciate you guys so much, and we just want to make sure that we’re giving you the best we’ve got!!!

Kisses And Dirty Grinds!

RobsButtonsBabe, rpattzlawyer, AmberChagrined, & AngryBadgerGirl

RobNip™ 57.5 – Mark Twain Rob

Our week-long salute to NaNoWriMo draws to a close today with Mark Twain Rob. The two men do have their similarities: unkempt hair and a tendency to skip shaving. I doubt the author born Samuel Clemens would have used a pseudonym as edgy as Spunk Ransom, but Twain was pretty badass back in the day. Twain was ‘bi-coastal’ way before that word ever existed, and was rumored to have a strong weakness for both pretty girls and alcohol. Sound familiar?

RobNip™ 57.4 – Charles Dickens Rob

Once again, Rob is posing as a prolific writer. This time, though, he’s the author of such classics as A Christmas Carol and Oliver Twist, Charles Dickens.

Aw, I love Tiny Tim! And the Ghost of Christmas Past. Charles Dickens Rob is such a skillful writer!

And another classic… Oliver Twist. Such a cute pickpocket! Just think of all of the spankings given to Oliver Twist! And because I’m a huge perv, I just have to ask… Please sir, may I have some more?

RobNip™ 57.3 – Ernest Hemingway Rob

On Rob’s next stop in his review of great writers in honor of NaNoWriMo, Rob pays homage to American journalist and author Ernest Hemingway.

Ernest Hemingway Rob is ready for a life of adventures, travels, and a series of wives.  Booze, women, seeing the world — you see how this might appeal to Rob!

Here we see Ernest Hemingway Rob on safari, triumphant over the king of the beasts!  Rob is, indeed, the king in all ways that matters. You also know I like the way handles his big, ummm, weapon.

However, I plan on taking that away from him and distracting him before he sinks too quickly into the role of Ernest Hemgingway Rob.  After all, we all want Rob to have only “happy endings.”  In fact, I think I’ll provide him with one, stat!

RobNip™ 57.2 – Edgar Allan Poe Rob

In honor of NaNoWriMo, Rob pays us a visit doing his  best impression of  Edgar Allan Poe!

Rob does the poor tortured artist thing to a tee and is especially hot in the moody period clothes. Like Poe, he’s a risk-taker, willing to make his livelihood through his passion.   After beer-soaked nights, I’m sure he wakes up, head pounding, to the tintinnabulation of the bells.  Much like Poe, I’m sure he’s inspired by many a muse, some lovely Annabel Lee .  Oh Rob, I’ll be happy to inspire you — however, I’d prefer to do that with my mad skillz, rather than by dying.

Rob is apparently tired of his entirely authentic wool underthings, saying he’ll wear them “nevermore.”  Give us a little privacy so I can relieve him of his discomfort and “inspire” his next work of art!

RobNip™ 57.1 – Shakespeare Rob

November is National Novel Writer’s Month! It’s also known as NaNoWriMo, where novice as well as experienced writers put pen to paper and fingers to keyboard to try and churn out an original novel, from scratch, within the span of a month. Good luck to the fanfic writers participating.

So for all the writers out there, this week is RobNip’s Salute to NaNoWriMo!

Alas poor Yorrick…wait, what? Alright, now I’m pissed. Who broke the pipe off my favorite bong? I wear the fly tunic and tights just for this bong and someone breaks the damn thing. That’s it, no more parties in my trailer. I’m done with trifling fools messing with my diggity dank.

Rob-O-Ween Guest Post with Aylah50: Mansionward

Hey there everyone! I’m so excited to write a guest post here on RobNipulations™ and introduce you all the Mansionward!

This summer I first witnessed the talent of RobsButtonsBabe, I knew she’d be the right person to contact for a little one shot I was working on. Welcome Foolish Mortals is my contribution to Breath-of-Twilight’s Countdown to Halloween II – One Haunted Hallows Eve. In this sexy scary fairy tale, Bella comes to work at the happiest place on earth, and finds her dreams haunted by a sexy fellow cast member.

See how debonair Mansionward looks in his costume? Doesn’t his face have the perfect balance of intimidation and lust? All in all, the perfect manip! So thank you so much to RobsButtonsBabe for bringing him to life!

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Thanks so much Aylah50 for allowing myself to bring your Mansionward to life.  I’m honored, out of all the other great manipulators, that you chose to ask me.

Check out Aylah50’s  Mashionward Fic HERE and also her FF.net Page  HERE

Rob-O-Ween 2.5 – Ken Doll Rob

Oh, Rob. What have we done to you? You look like the rejected seventh sibling from the talent show episode of the Brady Bunch. First, it’s just one of the gravest sins against nature to cover your hair with…whatever that thing is. But worse than that is dressing you up as a Ken doll in the first place. The thing about Ken is…how do we say this? He’s not sporting anything under those polyester pants except for completely flat, completely smooth, molded plastic. Yeah, we just died a little on the inside simply from contemplating that.

Rob-O-Ween 2.4 – Vampire Rob

Ah yes, the Halloween costume that Rob was BORN to play!!! Vampire Rob!

Look at those strangely realistic fangs and that awesome cape! But let’s not forget the most important part about playing a vampire… How well they suck! But, you know, even vampires like to be sucked sometimes. Their blood, I mean, you pervert! So, do you want to suck Vampire Rob?