Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

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RobNip™ 57.5 – Mark Twain Rob

Our week-long salute to NaNoWriMo draws to a close today with Mark Twain Rob. The two men do have their similarities: unkempt hair and a tendency to skip shaving. I doubt the author born Samuel Clemens would have used a pseudonym as edgy as Spunk Ransom, but Twain was pretty badass back in the day. Twain was ‘bi-coastal’ way before that word ever existed, and was rumored to have a strong weakness for both pretty girls and alcohol. Sound familiar?