RobNip™ 53.1 – Spin the Bottle Rob

Hey! It’s party games week at RobNips™. Let’s see what kind of zany shenanigans Rob can get himself into, shall we?

Pssst…hey, copperylocks! In the yellow shirt. Yeah, you. Just so you know, the chick about to spin the bottle just stuck a magnet in there so that the bottle will point at you. Girlfriend knows what’s what. She’s studied the electromagnetic pull of your tractor beam of sexy. And by that we mean she totally checked out your package and wants to conduct further research.

RobPorn: Wallpaper Spam Friday

CLICK, LICK, AND STICK… errr on your computer that is!

More Sex-o-licious Wallpapers after the HUMP

RobNip™ 52.4 – Golden Gate Bridge Rob

Today Rob has made his way back to the San Francisco, one of the most gay-friendly cities in the US!! That’s right, that means that Rob and Tom will be able to walk down the Castro today, holding hands and snuggling close… sigh. So romantic. Who’s betting they’ll be hitting up Underwear Night at 440 Castro?! *raises hand* I could really get behind that!

RobNip™ 52.3 – Getting a Wax Rob

You know Rob, he’s always up for new experiences! Some, however, don’t work out quite as planned…

After hearing one too many jokes about his hairy ass, Rob has decided to hire a professional to help him to clear the brush in his manforest. Yep, Rob is getting waxed!

As anyone who has bitten the bullet knows, there just aren’t words to describe the sensation of having someone rip the hair out of your sensitive parts by the root, over and over and over.  After just a couple of strips being pulled, Rob is very concerned about what he has gotten himself into.  After all, aren’t Englishmen supposed to be pale and not entirely groomed?  Surely, manscaping isn’t really all that manly? And — OHMIGOD that one fricken hurt — from the excessive cussing and the expression on his face, I’m fairly certain that Rob may not come out of this entirely smooth and hair-free.

It’s okay Rob, I’ll rub some lotion on you and kiss your owies all better!

RobNip™ 52.2 – Graceland Rob

Oh hai there Rob. And the King.

I feel like there’s something so special about visiting Graceland. It’s the perfect addition to any road trip, especially for those who love music.

Mmmmm. A Rob and Elvis sandwich. Now that’s something I can get between! Methinks we’re gonna be all shook up pretty soon…

What is it that wise men say? Don’t wake up and drink before heading to Graceland? Pish. These boys LURVE to drunk! Though we’ve got a whole lotta shaking going on… Fuuuuck. I think I’m gonna ruin Elvis’ blue suede shoes.

How soon til we get back on the road?

RobNip™ 52.1 – Grand Canyon Rob

Alright, we think the road trip shenanigans may have gone too far this time. It doesn’t matter if it was Tom or Sam. But daring Rob to relive his ballet days by doing his best Swan Lake right by the edge of the Grand Canyon just isn’t funny. Okay, maybe the picture is funny. Those guys know what happens when our boy tries to dance. It’s a string cheese explosion.

HAPPY ROBNIPVERSARY

In honor of the one year anniversary of RobNipulations™, the whole staff got together to revisit some of the manips that you, our loyal, treasured, and FUCKHAWT readers, chose as your favorites.

SEE THEM ALL AFTER THE CUT!!!!

RobNip™ 51.5 – Flat Tire Rob

That’s life on the road. Sometimes ya just bust a tire. We’re sure Rob wouldn’t have any trouble getting help by a few lady good samaritans just wanting to help a poor guy out. C’mere, baby, let’s work it…give you a rise…pump that jack…

Hell, we might even help with the flat tire.

RobNip™ 51.4 – Karaoke Rob and Company

Ah yes, there’s nothing Rob loves quite so much as being able to express himself through music. And that certainly includes drunken karaoke! There’s something so invigorating about getting drunk to the point of falling down, but still dragging yourself up to that stage to thrill the ladies! And thrilled we are! Don’t worry honey, if you fall down, I’ll be right there to pick you up. I’ll even hold your road trip hair back, should the inevitable happen while you are still on stage. What the hell, I’ll hold your beard back too! It’s a date!

RobNip™ 51.3 – Beer Pong Rob and Company

Today we find Rob and BFFs Tom and Sam doing what they do best — yep, practicing their number one intramural sport, Beer Pong.

They may look a little glassy eyed and happy, but we love seeing scruffy Rob cheering on his mates!  TomStu looks like his aim is a little shaky, but honestly, at this point in the evening, well after many a pint has been drained, I don’t think anyone really minds.

I am pretty sure that Beer Pong Rob needs a designated driver to take him home.  In fact, I’m volunteering right now to tuck him right where he needs to be — in my bed.  And I think his friends need rides  too.

I’m leaving it up to you, our dedicated readers, to find nice, soft, fluffy beds for Sam and Tom!