RobNip™ 39.3 – Magician Rob

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As we continue on with our week of Rob on “America’s Got Talent,” we’re stopping today to get a look at Magician Rob’s act.

Whether we’re “making things disappear” in various, erm, holes… or seeing what magically pops up, Magician Rob is always entertaining!

RobNip™ 39.2 – Country Singer Rob

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Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darrrrlin Pattintine…yer lookin mighty…constipated?

Not sure if country-western crooning suits Rob all that well. It’s still up for debate whether he’s pining over his lost love and warbling a sad melody about his broken heart, or if he’s just trying to remember if he buttoned his shirt right before getting on stage. He does look rather intensely introspective. Yeah, he’s definitely trying to remember if he buttoned his shirt right.

RobNip™ 39.1 – Fire Juggling Rob

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This week, we’re following Rob to his next reality show — America’s Got Talent!!!

Rob’s playing with fire today… Better watch out hon, you might get burned!

Be careful with those chest hairs! Don’t want to singe them!

I bet I can help fire juggling Rob out…. We can make a fire all our own. God knows Rob is hawt enough to provoke spontaneous combustion!

RobNip™ 38.4 – Jazz Rob

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On our last day with So You Think You Can Dance, Rob is exploring Jazz dance…

As a result, he’s getting all bendy to show off his flexibility. C’mon Rob, I can help you with that…

Here, just let me lift this leg, and hold on to me tight… I’ll put a smile on your face in no time!

RobNip™ 38.3 – Salsa Rob

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Who knew Rob could be so saucy?!

Did someone remind Rob that this isn’t “We Don’t Think We Can Dance, But We Do It Anyway”?

Let’s hope he doesn’t give his partner whip-lash during a dip.

All I know is that I would be placing my hands where they do not belong. Just sayin’!

RobNip™ 38.2 – Tap Dance Rob

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Today Rob is roaring and ready to attack the tap dance!

Rob is quite the hoofer, and is happy to show off his happy feet. Rob can shim sham shimmy with the best of them, and with those sorts of rhythmic skills you know he’d be good as just about anything involving syncopation – Tap Dance Rob definitely knows how to move his body to just the right beat.  Hey Tap Dance Rob, you need a partner? I’d be happy to keep the beat with you!

RobNip™ 38.1 – Hiphop Rob

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You know what to do, G…bust a move! It’s Rob “Pop N Lock” Pattinson showin off hiz mad skillz as a b-boy. Look at him, all crazy legs. We’re just glad this is a manip. He’d break his neck trying this in real life, or at least would sprain an ass muscle or something.

Fuckhawt Fanfic Monday: Ballet Rob

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This week we’re imagining Rob as a contestant on “So You Think You Can Dance?” Today, Rob is going back to his roots, competing in ballet…It’s been awhile since Rob last practiced ballet… He’ll need to make extra sure to limber up beforehand, because we are gonna ride him hard! Erm. With his ballet, I mean. Let’s all watch as Rob stretches his entire body. Just look at how his muscles ripple as he prepares to devastate us with his amazing moves… As he bends over the barre, I’m reminded of all the ways he could bend me over. Sigh. Ballet Rob might just be the end of me…

Fuckhawt ballet fanfic:

The Ballet Studio by Cherette

Cullen Ballet Academy » by butterflybetty

Ballet Slippers » by Simone and Marie

Dancing to the Beat of a Different Drum » by JeanetteAnthony

RobNip™ 37.4 – Animal House Rob

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Next, we’re envisioning Rob in Animal House!Rob looks eminently fuckable in that toga and olive branch crown… The cosmo might be a bit much, but Rob is very secure in his manhood.

Since Rob is pledging Delta Delta Delta, he’s looking for someone with a certain “morally casual attitude.” What a coincidence! That describes me! I’m more than willing to help Rob slip that toga down a little so I can get to his most important bits…

Here, honey, have a bottle of Jack. It’ll loosen you up a little.

Toga! Toga! Toga!

RobNip™ 37.3 – Three Amigos Rob

Rob, TomStu, and Bobby do not die like dogs! They fight like lions! Because they are…The Three Amigos! Loud cough. We think Rob is slightly perfect for playing a character called Dusty Bottoms. He does, after all, own one pair of jeans. Those bottoms are probably more than just dusty. Anyhoo, we can imagine a remake of this comedy gem so clearly…

Wherever there is cheap beer and Hot Pockets, you will find us. Wherever there is loose women and thrift store clothing, we’ll be there. Wherever pub crawling is threatened, you will find…The Three Amigos!

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