Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Breaking News – Robert Pattinson is gay!!

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OMG! This is completely amazing, but we’ve heard from an exceptionally reliable source that Rob will be talking about his relationship soon. To Gay Times magazine. That’s right, Rob will be coming out!!! Holy shit!! There’s always been some speculation about Rob and Tom, but this really takes the cake! Apparently those rumors about “the tuck” were true…

Well, let us be the first to wish them best of luck!! They make an absolutely beautiful couple!!


In other news… Rob is currently being courted by Playgirl!! He’s been offered a record-breaking $10 million to appear in the August edition of Playgirl. If these negotiations work out, we will be first in line to purchase a copy!!!

And as a little preview… please be forewarned, this is not suitable for those under the age of 18.


7 responses

  1. LMAO! I’m crying over here!

    April 1, 2010 at 9:30 am

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  3. Christina

    this is so an april fools joke!..ha,ha…i’m not laughing

    April 1, 2010 at 9:41 am

  4. tigress89

    I’ve been fooled three times today already. Kudos to you and the beautiful naked RobNip for making my day complete. XD

    April 1, 2010 at 11:52 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      yay!! lol

      April 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm

  5. Marystat

    LMFAO this is just too much! *dies laffin*

    April 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm

  6. LeslieJean

    *bows to your awesomeness*

    The link pushed me over the edge. Too f*ckin’ great!! 😛

    April 1, 2010 at 3:44 pm

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