Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 17.3 – Fight Club Rob

Rob’s stepping into the role of Tyler Durden today.

Most people would say that no one can replace Brad Pitt, *snicker* until they see Fight Club Rob’s ripped bloody bod!!! Fuck the fight! Let’s take Fight Club Rob behind the bleachers!  I could show him a move to help him release his sexual tension.

Hell, now that i think of it, I wouldn’t mind staying up all night to… erm… assist him with his insomnia.  Insomnia never looked so good.

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  3. BiteThatLipRob

    I think I just died a little.

    January 21, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      i died a lil with u 😀

      January 21, 2010 at 6:33 pm

  4. This picture is yummy 🙂

    January 22, 2010 at 4:15 am

  5. There is just soooooo much RIGHT about this…..

    January 22, 2010 at 11:57 pm

  6. just me

    vote for Rob on
    http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/grand-finale2009/menattractive.html
    till Jan 25 only once in ten min, you can use diff addresses

    January 24, 2010 at 1:19 am

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