RobNip™ 54.4 – KY Jelly Rob

When it’s time to really party, Rob knows it’s time to bust out the KY Jelly — the most fun social lubricant ever!  After all, there’s nothing else that will make conversation quite so smooth and social interaction quite so slippery and fun as KY!

Right now, Rob is putting that splendiferous jelly to good use as he’s ready to referee two scantily clad “friends,” ready to wrestle in the stuff  for the opportunity to get up close, person, and lubricated with Rob!

I think we’ve firmly established that the entire RobNipulations staff would be more than ready, willing, and able to take on any girl in a KY Jelly wrestling match to get up close and personal with KY Rob.  In fact, I’m pretty sure both @RobsButtsonBabe and @AngryBadgerGirl could school Rob on fun, fun uses for the stuff.   Don’t worry, @rpattzlawyer and I would hold our own. We’d have to draft TomStu for picture-taking duty, ’cause I know I’d want photos of both the girl-wrestling and the boy-girl wrestling for my personal scrapbook.

Oh, yes, we’re definitely ready to party with KY Rob!

RobNip™ 54.3 – Pinata Rob

Rob feeling up a boob and looking pleased with himself. Since when is this news? Papier-mâché or not, we don’t think he’s ever met a mammary he didn’t like. Notice the guy groping the other hooter. At least he has the decency to be embarrassed over being busted.

RobNip™ 54.2 – Keg Rob

Please, he couldn’t lift that. That keg probably weighs more than he does. Oh wait, it’s already empty. No wonder he looks so happy. Bogarting the brewski before your bros get to have any. Ah, the life of a rich, famous dude. Collar: popped. Keg: drannnk. Grin: full tilt. Haters be hatin.

RobNip™ 54.1 – Balloon Rob

Rob is always ready for a party, and it’s definitely PARTY TIME!

Rob is putting his blowing skills and powerful lungs to good use as we prepare for our party by blowing up balloons! Happily, Rob has given up on inflating condoms, realizing they can be put to a much better use!

Hmm, I wonder if Rob would be willing to make me a balloon animal, perhaps if I ask very nicely?  I would like to see him craft a fun balloon shape  with those really looooong balloons,  Oooh, in fact  want him to make me a balloon animal with one long balloon, maybe two smaller round ones and . . . hmm, what could he make with those? Lemme think on that.

Oh dear, Rob may have overextended himself with all that blowing, he’s looking sort of faint, almost like he might need some sort of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.  Hey, could you guys finish blowing up these balloons?  I think  I am gonna have to perform some “rescue breathing” on Rob.  Also, umm, could you go ahead on into the other room while you blow?  This kind of mouth-to-mouth requires a little privacy…

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RobNip™ 53.5 – Twister Rob

See Rob’s rather smug expression? It’s because he just called “left boob on Rob’s face” and she believed him. Either that, or her boob has a mind of its own. With very good taste in whose face to land on, we might add.

RobNip™ 53.4 – Charades Rob

Guess what we’re doing today! No, really, guess. That’s right, we’re playing Charades! Yay!

I, for one, would love to act out a few situations with Rob.

8 words, song.

I?

Are you fucking? Yes? This game is supposed to be pretend, you know…

Did you just switch to doggy style? Is that what that’s supposed to be? You’re doing it wrong.

I know!!

I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL.

Yay! You win!

RobNip™ 53.3 – Strip Poker Rob

Oh yeah, it’s really time to PARTY! That’s right,  party boy Rob is moving to the big time with STRIP POKER!    Rob has no qualms about handling his “chips” when seated next to a buxom beauty who’s willing to put every last bit of clothing on the line for her winning hand.

Wait, winning hand?  Clearly, whichever hand is handling Rob’s “poke-her equipment” is the winning hand, right?  I can so “hold ’em” if you know what I mean.  Does strip poker have “ball girls,” because I wanna apply for that job!  Hey, I’m totally cool with the whole “clothing optional” vibe, and I would be extraordinarily dedicated to my job, always willing to gently stack and lovingly polish Rob’s, errr, chips.  When his own hands get tired, I’ve got two of my own.  Heck, I’m entirely willing to put my mouth where my, ummm, mouth is.  Wait, I mean, put my mouth on the money shot. Or, err, all this talk of money and money shots and hands and and handling and poking has me confused, how does the saying go?

I’m sorry, Strip Poker Rob has me both frazzled and flummoxed. I think I need some “private time” to get my, ummm, thoughts in order.

RobNip™ 53.2 – Limbo Rob

Every limbo boy and girl all around the world… wants to watch Limbo Rob get down.

C’mon Rob! It’s not that hard… First you spread your limbo feet, then you move to limbo beat. Jack be limbo, Jack be quick, Jack go unda limbo stick. See hon? That’s all there is to it. Put your back into it.

And, you know hon, while you’re down there… erm, you could maybe let other things get a little busy, ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo. ahem.

How low can YOU go?