Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

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RobNip™ 37.2 – Empire Records Rob

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Today we find Rob playing the role of AJ amongst the misfit employees of Empire Records.   Rob is perfect as the scruffy, artistic and lovesick AJ.  Empire Records Rob is ready to help his friends, get the girl, and save the day.

You know that feeling when you get out of a warm bath… well… Rob as AJ definitely makes me feel like a bath.  Oh and Rob, I’m open way past midnight!

RobNip™ 37.1 – Romeo Rob

We’re not sure who would be more turned on by Romeo Rob–those hopeless romantics out there or the geek gurls who love a pretty boy in chain mail. Eh, it’s probably both. Gotta say, the expression on his face is kinda priceless. I’m not sure if he’s looking at her with a lustful gleam in his eye or if it’s the sight of tropical fish that makes him all giddy. Look! Sparkly! Can fish be undead? I think I’ll name that blue one ‘Bella’. No, wait. ‘Thomas’. I’ll name her ‘Thomas’.

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RobNip™ Fuckhawt FanFic – Titanic Rob

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This week, we’re once again imagining Rob in our favorite movie roles… Today, meet Titanic Rob!!

Titanic Rob is so romantic, you’ll never want to let him go! But don’t worry – your heart will go on. This incarnation of Rob in unsinkable! Rob doesn’t need a life vest… he has something else that will keep him afloat. Talk about your lifesaver!

Fuckhawt Titanic Fanfic:

The Antique Ring by Bella.Diggory

The Heart of the Atlantic by SweetJesus.It’sEdward

Unsinkable Love by Emma Hardy

RobNip™ 36.5 – Bungee Jumping Rob

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Adventure Week at RobNips means more crazy adrenaline-inducing antics from our boy. Today, Rob’s looking for another ultimate rush — from bungee jumping!

Even upside and down and bouncing, Rob knows just how to thrill me. There’s something quite enticing about Rob all tied up. Do you think he’s free-balling while he’s free falling?

Hey Rob!  What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?….They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re dead. Good luck, Rob! Stay safe…

RobNip™ – You Fic It, We Nip It Contest

Here is what we want from you:

We are holding another contest that gets you, the fantastical fans, involved. We want you to unleash your perv a little. 🙂

Here is the deal…

1) Think up an idea for a RobNip™

2) Send us a picture to go with that idea. RobsButtonsBabe will create the manip for you. And lastly….

3) Write a Fanfic to go along with the manip

All those who are interested will need to email us at RobNipulations@gmail.com with your pictures and written piece of work.

We will pick 5 winners whose FanFic and RobNip idea will be featured on our blog.  Not only will they get their shot to be a RobNip Celeb for a day, but they’ll also win a fucktabulous prize!!!

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RobNip™ 36.4 – Crocodile Hunter Rob

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You know, I think all this thrill-seeking stuff is starting to affect the boy’s better sense of judgment, and maybe even his decorum. He looks entirely too happy about grabbing that crocodile by her nether regions. Huh. He must have a soft spot for cuddling up with girls who are cold-blooded, sharp-fanged, and with a less than agreeable disposition.

RobNip™ 36.3 – Camping Rob

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Adventure Rob is pushing forward today, taking part in the age old activity of camping!

Just look at Rob, being all manly and creating fire… That just makes me want to “explore” the outdoors with him.

I think we have some hiking planned for this camping trip too. God knows I am more than willing to follow the happy trail with Rob…

RobNip™ 36.2 – Rock Climbing Rob

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It’s Adventure Rob week at RobNips™ and this pic starts it all off just right.

Look at him all rugged and sweaty and… hard. If that’s not enough to have you wanting some friction against his slab, just look at the expression on his face. He’s all smirky-like and smug, which just adds to the sexy. He does seem to have a difficult time running in a straight line, so we can understand why he looks so pleased with himself that he was able to get up that rock.

Fuckhawt take us up against the rock wall fanfic:

Team Building by EJ Santry

Freedom Isn’t Free – Today We Remember the Fallen

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Please join the RobNips crew in remembering those that we have lost over the years.

Everyone has been touched by a death of someone in the military.

Whether it’s a father, a son, a brother, a sister, a cousin, a friend, or someone you barely knew, today (and everyday) we remember them.

Please keep any soldiers you know in your thoughts and prayers!

RobNip™ 35.5 – Jet Ski Rob

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Mmm, mmm, mmm. It’s Friday! The sun is shining, the waves are choice, and Rob wants to go full throttle. He can come at us with his stand-up any day of the week–Friday or not. How many strokes ya got in that engine, baby? Bet we can make it purr. Freestyle or freeride, it’s all good. Just take us for a spin.