Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson

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Happy Birthday, Big Boy.

Enjoy your special day. Betty has a special birthday message just for you:

Dear Sunshine Boy,

I have some special cream filling you can lick straight from my bowl!
Just so you know, my denture adhesive isn’t the only thing on me with a super tight grip,
if you know what I mean.

Hurry up and get some Betty lovin’. It’s almost time for my nap.

Love,
Your Hot Piece of Cougar Mama

Dang, dude! You’ve got Betty dickmatized.

But seriously, hope you have the happiest of happy birthdays!

Oh…uh, you know what turning 24 means, right? It means you should broaden your romantic horizons a little. By that I mean you should be attracted to funny, slightly crude, black-haired women in the late 30’s who wear librarian glasses.
Not that I’m trying to point out any one person specifically or anything. Just sayin…

Happy 24th Birthday, Rob!

From all of us at RobNipulations™

**Thanks to @tinababy1 for being my supplier of RobPorn for this post 🙂

4 responses

  1. marina

    tanti auguri amore miooooooo!!!!!! i love you!!!

    May 13, 2010 at 11:44 am

  2. Chris

    Funny. He did say she was sexy!

    May 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      yes he did lol!

      May 13, 2010 at 2:17 pm

  3. FUCKING PRICELESS! lmao!

    May 13, 2010 at 9:55 pm

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