RobNip™ 51.2 – Hiking Rob and Company

Today we join Rob and Company as they hike their way across the south, on something that we will refer to as a “Happy Trail.” Look at these boys! Hard, lean, and ready to get their exercise on! Who knows… maybe they’ll find some treasure at the end of this trail! Or maybe there will be a Brokeback Mountain type situation with their dirty, sweaty selves… Wow, I just made myself totally hawt. #ishiprobstu

RobNip™ 51.1 – Road Trip Rob and Company

Oh these crazy kids and their road-trips. Hittin’ the clubs, hangin with the laydeez. You know Sam gets major play wearing that schmexy ascot. Cos nothing screams sex god quite like an ascot. Not gonna lie, TomStu looks a little creepy, like he’s fresh from a stint upstate or maybe finally quitting his job as a carny. It’s difficult to say which. And then there’s Rob. The fly polyester shirt calls all the girls to the yard, but the Long Beach baseball cap is a must. When he’s not with hiz boyz in their ill ride, you know he’s representing the LBC with Snoop D-O-double-G. Cos pasty-white English dudes just roll hardcore like that.

RobNip™ 50.5 – Frat Boy Rob

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Wait, this isn’t a manip. This is Rob’s hotel room. Like, wherever he goes. This doesn’t need a caption. It needs a spot in TomStu’s scrapbook. Cos you know home-slice is a total scrap-head.

RobNip™ 50.4 – Computer Science Rob

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Ah yes. We can’t always have super cool jock Rob, or Ivy League Rob. Somewhere out there, hiding his pasty white ass in a room full of computers and random computer parts… is Computer Science Major Rob.

That’s right, no list of college types would be complete without him. Whether he’s programming a new video game or merely creating a new operating system to rival Windows, Computer Science Major Rob always demonstrating how a really, really white guy can just be off the charts hawt!!

RobNip™ 50.3 – Jock Rob

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Oh Jock Rob, thank you for reminding us about the importance of the collegiate study body. This body must be cared for, nourished, washed, preferably by tongue, wait, excuse, me, what was I saying?

Yes, Jock Rob is gifted in the ball-handling department, with deft hands and graceful moves, on the field and in the shower.  Locker rooms have showers, right? Big showers, with walls to be pushed up against and . . .

Whoops, I got distracted again. Have I mentioned that I am a  HUGE fan of the collegiate athlete, well at least this particular collegiate athlete. Well at least of certain huge things on this particular athlete.

I’m well-prepared to run some drills with you Jock Rob and to tutor in all of your classes, especially the lab portion of human sexuality.  There isn’t a lab portion to the class? It appears I’ve been misled . . . but surely there are certain things you can do for extra credit. I’ll think of . . . something.

RobNip™ 50.2 – Ivy League Rob

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There’s nothing hotter than a smart man, right? Except, maybe, when that smart man is Rob!

There’s just something about an uber-intelligent man that is sooooo sexy. And Ivy League Rob does NOT disappoint!! Ivy League Rob can recite pi to the 200th decimal as he licks his way over your body… Then he can explain in minute detail the kickass new video game he programmed for Linux as he bangs you into orgasmic oblivion. Mmmmm. Smart and sexy. It’s making me salivate already.

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RobNip™ 50.1 – Art Major Rob

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It’s College HomeCumming Week at RobNips!

What do we have here? ArtsyFartsybert! Looks like he takes studying his subjects verra verra seriously. Rob the art major likes to perfect the visual art of painting the female bewbage with the homage and respect it so roundly deserves. Either that or he just likes staring at titties. Take your pick.

RobNip™ 49.5 – Special Guest Post by @snowwhitedriftd

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One fine summer day on Twitter, inspired by the name of her blog, RobsButtonsBabe suggested some manips of, what else, Rob’s nipples. Being a fan of the manip, and an owner of photoshop, I was inspired by her invitation.

So, for Rob’s Nipples…

What initially came to mind was that infamous shirtless picture from the New Moon Volterra scene, the pic of Rob, standing in the sun after he removes his shirt. Now, there has been some debate on whether or not Rob has a wonky nipple. I can’t quite tell in this pic and I’m not looking for a better one since, frankly, I just feel creepy googling “nipples”, especially since I’m at work.

Well, dear Rob, if you do in fact have a wonky nipple, I think I can help.

Here we have the aforementioned shirtless Rob pic. Voila, Rob’s nipples, let’s just give them there own celeb couple name, since there are two of them. I christen them “RobsNips.”

*click to enlarge at your own risk*

Read more after the wonky nipple…

RobNip™ 49.4 – Brick Layer Rob

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He’s a briiiiiiiiiiick house! Mighty mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out.

Brick Layer Rob can lay with the best of them!

He lays it down, time and time again, making it longer and longer with each stroke. Looks like Brick Layer Rob could use a little help… Won’t you help him stroke until he’s finished?

So tell me… who wants to get laid by Brick Layer Rob?