Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Say Anything Rob

RobNip™ 67.1 – Say Anything Rob

Is that…Rob Dobler? OMG. It. Is. He’s only the combination of the two most lovable creatures known to womankind: Rob and Lloyd Dobler, the tender-hearted slacker hero from the modern classic Say Anything. And why is Rob looking so smug? Because he already has his life goals figured out. He knows that he doesn’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. He doesn’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, he doesn’t want to do that.