Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “I will be the first to SIT on Santa Rob’s *cough* Lap!

RobNip™ 13.3 – Naughty Santa Rob

Well, it’s Santa Rob time here at RobNips, and as far as we’re concerned, he can slip us his candy cane and we’ll definitely jingle his bells…

We’re getting closer and closer now to Christmas! So come on over, sit on Santa Rob’s… erm… lap, and tell him exactly what you want. You never know what may pop up…

We all know how much Rob likes to go commando. Well, as Santa Rob, he can go commando with just a minor adjustment…

Oh look, Santa Rob is halfway in your chimney! Won’t you let him all the way in?

Well lookie here… Santa Rob has some presents just for you. Don’t forget to give him a hearty thank you… Maybe let him stuff your special stocking too.

Thanks to JAG at Random Acts of Rob for her help jumpstarting our perv!!


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