Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Posts tagged “Boating Rob

RobNip™ 35.2 – Boating Rob

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Oh hell to the yes, motherbitches! Rob + boardshorts + boat + cooler full of brewskies and snacks = full of win. He’s like Jeff Spicoli, only not in high school and with better hair. He looks a little unsure on his feet, though. He ought to sit down cos the boat seems awfully unsteady. It would be tragic if someone were to accidentally fall on top of him. While naked. And by tragic, we mean awesome. And by someone, we mean us.