Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch Robert Pattinson with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.
RobNipulations™ is all about YOU. That’s right, you. Well, you and the wonderfulness that is Robert Pattinson. We want to make your dreams come true! (we may or may not use our influence on @RobsButtonsBabe to make some of our dreams come true too…)
Email your sexiest/funniest idea to RobNipulations@gmail.com with a picture/pictures to RobNipulate™. We’ll do our best to make your fantasies come alive!
For those who don’t get the joke, these are not, in fact, pictures of Rob. We have never tried to assert that these are real pictures of Rob.
Please also remember to be respectful with your requests. We receive many requests, and it is not always possible to create exactly what you want, especially if you don’t give picture inspiration.
If you’d like to link to Robnipulations, feel free to use the following code to have this linkable button appear on your site:
Questions, comments, concerns?
Contact us anytime:
email@example.com or @RobNipulations
We’ll get back to you as soon as possible.
FYI: We are not Rob! 😀