Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 65.2 – Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Rob

Who doesn’t love a festive Christmas party?  Ugly Christmas Sweater Rob is definitely ready to party!

Yes, he may have “borrowed” this cardigan from your mother’s closet.  He’s also rocking the jazz hands and Santa Hat.  This leads me to believe that perhaps Rob dipped into the holiday adult beverage refreshments in the process of getting ready, and well before his actual arrival at the party.  That’s alright with me. After all, who doesn’t find sloshed Rob adorable  -remember his “vocaaaayshun” outburst?

I think I’ll get my party on as well. After all — zippers are meant for unzipping, trousers are meant for dropping,  and skirts are meant for lifting. That sounds like a part with Ugly Sweater Rob to me!

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