Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 64.2 – Rudolph Rob

It’s Christmas Karaoke time at RobNips! And a one, and a two, and a three…

Robert the red-nosed reindeer,
is looking at us like WTF?
Why do you make these manips?
You don’t even earn make a buck!

All of my Brit Pack buddies,
Used to think I was cool,
Now they all read this blog,
and they point and laugh like fools…

Aw, we’d feel sorry for him if he didn’t look so darn adorable being the butt of our jokes. A butt we’d smack. Fondle. Pinch. Whatever. Jokes + Rob + butts = happy RobNips blog hoors is what we’re saying.

2 responses

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  2. Marzy


    December 22, 2010 at 12:01 pm

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