RobNip™ 63.3 – 12 days of Robmas, 2010 edition
On the 12 days of Robmas, Rob’s true love (me, natch) gave to him…
One rpattz blowup doll (for sexy times!)
The bestest buddies evah!
Three friends to jam with
Four white boy rappers
Five raaaaaaare guitars!!!! (from Norman’s, of course)
Six shared pairs of Sambas
Seven (thousand) “I’m Bella” delusions written in blood (I didn’t do this, really. And I hope it’s not really blood.)
Eight+ reasons for restraining orders (that’s not me, I swear)
Nine Twilight cakes (that say Darlene, sorry)
Ten drunken nights (and many more!)
Eleventy million jumping Rob memes
12 pack of Heineken!!