Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 63.2 – Santa and his Robdeer

Nothing like Rob in a harness to put me in the Christmas spirit!  While it’s true that sentiments like those are likely to put me on the “naughty” list — quite frankly, I’m fine with that. After all, who wouldn’t wanna jump Rob looking so fly and spry and tied up? He looks so, ummm, energetic, and up for anything, if you know what I mean.

I know I wanna tell him to giddy up so I can go for a ride!  I’m pretty sure one of these Robdeer could take me around the world in a very long, hot, sweaty steamy, lovely night. After working so hard, and getting all lathered up, I’ll give my Robdeer a really good rubdown.

Clearly Santa is giver because look! There are *four* Robdeer.  I plan on delivering one to each of my RobNipulations hoors, reins in hand. Have fun, ladies!

Note from RBB: Yes, I had to JUMP *snicker* on the Jumping Rob Train..  errr rather sleigh for this manip. It was too funny not to!

3 responses

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  2. patti

    Absolutely brilliant!

    December 15, 2010 at 1:55 pm

  3. Really fine!!!!!!

    December 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm

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