Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 63.1 – Holiday Rob

Joy to the world! It’s Holiday Rob.

We’re not sure about you guys, but we’re a tad more interested in unwrapping the package in the lower half of this picture. Just sayin. Annnnnd insert holiday-appropriate sexual innuendo about stuffing our stockings, being on the naughty list, and singing things like Oh Come All Ye Faithful.

6 responses

  1. I am laughing SO hard right now! The writing on today’s post was epic.

    December 13, 2010 at 11:18 am

  2. InsertFangsHere

    Damn….love

    December 13, 2010 at 11:43 am

  3. Cheryl

    I was totally bah humbug this year. But he soooo makes me want to be his ho ho ho!!

    December 13, 2010 at 2:09 pm

  4. Cindy

    Nice package and not talking about the one in his hand. Lol

    December 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm

  5. RobsButtonsBabe

    i FLOVE all mah pervs 🙂

    December 13, 2010 at 3:39 pm

  6. hyde86

    totally loving the works of love here. i can almost imagine how goofy HHH would be when he’d do this photo shoot.

    December 18, 2010 at 3:49 pm

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