Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 61.2 – Fashion Fail Rob

Oh dear, Fashion Fail Rob is trying his hand at walking the catwalk once again… you may remember the disastrous results during Fashion Week.

This time, Rob is showing off the abs he worked on so hard for those beach scenes in Breaking Dawn.  Rob also demonstrates that his manscaping only extends so far, that he believes a gentleman should always tuck in his shirt, and that he loves Pucci-like abstract prints.

Hmm, something seems to be missing from this pic… Something big and important.  Wait, do they make tape for that? You know, tape that sh** down?  Kind of like the tuckage that caused us all so much chagrin?

Whatever the means used to minimize his, umm assets, I definitely call this a fashion fail!

One response

  1. UNLEASH THE BEAST!

    December 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm

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