Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 58.2 – Unbound Captives Rob

Unbound Captives Rob, after being raised by the Comanche into a lean, loin-cloth-wearing warrior, remembers nothing of his mother or his former life.

Look, frankly, I’m relieved. I’d much rather see him stealthily stalking prey in this get-up than in a coonskin hate and britches, ya know what I mean?  All that vitamin D, fresh air, and exercise has got to do a body good, amiright?  Just look at the pic again, wipe away the drool, and nod your head up and down.

Admit it, you’re all excited now to see Rob in Unbound Captives.  And none of you will notice whether or not he’s actually speaking Comanche.

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