Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 58.1 – King Robert

Oh Rob, we already know you’re like royalty. What’s with the ermine coat and the funky hair?  You wanted to rock a bob like me?

I guess as an American I just don’t get the appeal of King Robert.  However, he assures me that it is, indeed, good to the be the king.  After all, King Robert has fair maidens (or better yet, tawdry vixens) at his disposal, to rid him of his robes, divest him of his ruffles, and enjoy a good smack on the ass after those gloves are peeled off.

King Robert assures me that he’s wearing a happy crown somewhere else. I think it is my duty to determine what his majesty desires at the moment.  I also think it is my duty to determine whether King Rob is indeed blessed  in all ways.

Wait, what? He’s saying something about how I hafta get on my knees to taste his nobility?

I’ll catch you guys later.

One response

  1. I’d kneel to be blessed by King Robert’s wand anytime. JS…. =)

    November 10, 2010 at 10:40 am

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