Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

Rob-O-Ween 2.5 – Ken Doll Rob

Oh, Rob. What have we done to you? You look like the rejected seventh sibling from the talent show episode of the Brady Bunch. First, it’s just one of the gravest sins against nature to cover your hair with…whatever that thing is. But worse than that is dressing you up as a Ken doll in the first place. The thing about Ken is…how do we say this? He’s not sporting anything under those polyester pants except for completely flat, completely smooth, molded plastic. Yeah, we just died a little on the inside simply from contemplating that.

2 responses

  1. tgrif74

    Thanks for this…now when I watch Toy Story 3 with my kids, all I will picture is RobKen!

    October 29, 2010 at 10:32 am

  2. therugbymom

    nooooooooooooooooo! not the sex hair!!!!!!!!

    October 30, 2010 at 12:43 am

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