Rob-O-Ween 2.3 – The Situation Rob
For Halloween, Rob is ready to let out those killer abs again. Wait, what killer abs? Oh, these abs are courtesy of his Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino costume! Instead of airbrushed, these abs are foamtastic, and rather than pale sparkles, these abs come in a lovely shade of orange known as “fake tan.” The half-shirt remains optional. In fact, The Situation Rob wants to see YOU in that half shirt!
As The Situation, Rob is ready to embrace the concepts of fitness, augmented beauties, and multi-person hot-tubbing. He’s ready to try his hand at rap (again) and guzzle some vodka. He can even dance! Now I may not be augmented myself, but The Situation Rob sounds fun, at least in a drunken Halloween-y way. And that New Jersey accent is kinda cute, right?
I may treat The Situation Rob to a shot or three in honor of Rob-O-Ween!
Heh, I just said “Rob” and “ween” in the same sentence.