Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 54.5 – Party Food Rob

Ah yes. We’ve finally come to one of the most important things about a party for Rob. The food and drink. What’s a party without some amazing greasy food? I guess now we know how his hair gets so gross… Rob, you’re supposed to wash your hands before you start running them through your hair! And, of course, it wouldn’t be a party without some beer… And by some, I mean tons. Kegs worth. Many kegs. You can’t call it a party unless Rob is slurring his words and walking into bushes, right? Just don’t “fertilize” the hydrangeas, hon.

2 responses

  1. I love it! This is what I call a friday night dinnerdate!

    October 15, 2010 at 10:55 am

  2. dazzled08

    Hahaha! I Love this!!!

    October 15, 2010 at 5:50 pm

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