Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 54.4 – KY Jelly Rob

When it’s time to really party, Rob knows it’s time to bust out the KY Jelly — the most fun social lubricant ever!  After all, there’s nothing else that will make conversation quite so smooth and social interaction quite so slippery and fun as KY!

Right now, Rob is putting that splendiferous jelly to good use as he’s ready to referee two scantily clad “friends,” ready to wrestle in the stuff  for the opportunity to get up close, person, and lubricated with Rob!

I think we’ve firmly established that the entire RobNipulations staff would be more than ready, willing, and able to take on any girl in a KY Jelly wrestling match to get up close and personal with KY Rob.  In fact, I’m pretty sure both @RobsButtsonBabe and @AngryBadgerGirl could school Rob on fun, fun uses for the stuff.   Don’t worry, @rpattzlawyer and I would hold our own. We’d have to draft TomStu for picture-taking duty, ’cause I know I’d want photos of both the girl-wrestling and the boy-girl wrestling for my personal scrapbook.

Oh, yes, we’re definitely ready to party with KY Rob!

One response

  1. KY Jelly is ROBsolete. HE’s going to put that company out of business. For instance…

    October 14, 2010 at 11:22 am

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