Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 54.1 – Balloon Rob

Rob is always ready for a party, and it’s definitely PARTY TIME!

Rob is putting his blowing skills and powerful lungs to good use as we prepare for our party by blowing up balloons! Happily, Rob has given up on inflating condoms, realizing they can be put to a much better use!

Hmm, I wonder if Rob would be willing to make me a balloon animal, perhaps if I ask very nicely?  I would like to see him craft a fun balloon shape  with those really looooong balloons,  Oooh, in fact  want him to make me a balloon animal with one long balloon, maybe two smaller round ones and . . . hmm, what could he make with those? Lemme think on that.

Oh dear, Rob may have overextended himself with all that blowing, he’s looking sort of faint, almost like he might need some sort of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.  Hey, could you guys finish blowing up these balloons?  I think  I am gonna have to perform some “rescue breathing” on Rob.  Also, umm, could you go ahead on into the other room while you blow?  This kind of mouth-to-mouth requires a little privacy…

2 responses

  1. You had me at BLOW 😛

    October 11, 2010 at 11:12 am

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