Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 53.1 – Spin the Bottle Rob

Hey! It’s party games week at RobNips™. Let’s see what kind of zany shenanigans Rob can get himself into, shall we?

Pssst…hey, copperylocks! In the yellow shirt. Yeah, you. Just so you know, the chick about to spin the bottle just stuck a magnet in there so that the bottle will point at you. Girlfriend knows what’s what. She’s studied the electromagnetic pull of your tractor beam of sexy. And by that we mean she totally checked out your package and wants to conduct further research.

One response

  1. romeosjuliet

    I love it, I can totally tell she want to get it on with Rob, I mean who wouldn’t!

    October 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm

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