RobNip™ 52.3 – Getting a Wax Rob
You know Rob, he’s always up for new experiences! Some, however, don’t work out quite as planned…
After hearing one too many jokes about his hairy ass, Rob has decided to hire a professional to help him to clear the brush in his manforest. Yep, Rob is getting waxed!
As anyone who has bitten the bullet knows, there just aren’t words to describe the sensation of having someone rip the hair out of your sensitive parts by the root, over and over and over. After just a couple of strips being pulled, Rob is very concerned about what he has gotten himself into. After all, aren’t Englishmen supposed to be pale and not entirely groomed? Surely, manscaping isn’t really all that manly? And — OHMIGOD that one fricken hurt — from the excessive cussing and the expression on his face, I’m fairly certain that Rob may not come out of this entirely smooth and hair-free.
It’s okay Rob, I’ll rub some lotion on you and kiss your owies all better!