Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 51.4 – Karaoke Rob and Company

Ah yes, there’s nothing Rob loves quite so much as being able to express himself through music. And that certainly includes drunken karaoke! There’s something so invigorating about getting drunk to the point of falling down, but still dragging yourself up to that stage to thrill the ladies! And thrilled we are! Don’t worry honey, if you fall down, I’ll be right there to pick you up. I’ll even hold your road trip hair back, should the inevitable happen while you are still on stage. What the hell, I’ll hold your beard back too! It’s a date!

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