Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 50.2 – Ivy League Rob

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There’s nothing hotter than a smart man, right? Except, maybe, when that smart man is Rob!

There’s just something about an uber-intelligent man that is sooooo sexy. And Ivy League Rob does NOT disappoint!! Ivy League Rob can recite pi to the 200th decimal as he licks his way over your body… Then he can explain in minute detail the kickass new video game he programmed for Linux as he bangs you into orgasmic oblivion. Mmmmm. Smart and sexy. It’s making me salivate already.

One response

  1. LeslieJ

    *THUD*

    Your caption (I should called it poetry!) has helped my Rob fantasies for the next week. Thanks for that. 😉

    September 17, 2010 at 2:42 pm

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