Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 49.1 – Labor Day Rob

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Today is the day that we celebrate all of those who have labored — by taking the day off!  Labor Day Rob helps us to remember the most important labor of all — the labor of love that is motherhood!

Yep, Labor Day Rob is willing to relive all of those memories with you — the dilating, the cussing, the “ring of fire” (if you’ve delivered the old fashioned way, you know EXACTLY what I mean), pushing out the shoulders (gah, that boy is broad-shouldered), one more push for that giant head and finally the doctor announcing, triumphantly, “It a BOY!”

Rob is not willing, however, to relive the whole “to snip or not snip” debate.  He’s decided it’s time to be a big boy again and head out for some beer.

The RobNipulations staff wish you and yours a restful Labor Day, and to the mothers out there who have been through labor and delivery — a great big thanks and a high five.

An extra-special thank you goes out to Rob’s mom — without her, none of what we do would be possible!  Thanks for bringing the gorgeousness that is Rob into our world!

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