Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 47.5 – Who Wants to Be A Millionaire Rob

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“Wait…I know this one! Is that the film with Courtney Cox and the guy with the funny mask?” Oh, Rob, you silly sausage. Although, most 24 year old guys would only look agonized while their hands were holding some other, more precious part of their anatomy. Rob probably does value his face a lot, however. If given the option between getting injured in the mug or in the junk, he might just flip a coin. Or maybe just offer his wonky left foot as a third option.

One response

  1. Marzywild

    BWAHAHAHAHA

    August 27, 2010 at 11:26 am

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