A ‘Water for Elephants’ Behind the Scenes Picture of Rob
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I was able to snap this candid very stealthily using a mini-camera sewn into the cleavage of my WonderBra. With a gentle squeeze of my arms on either side of my bazooms, a quick ‘click’ sound is the only thing that gave me away. I quickly explained that it’s my jaw from years of TMJ, because, well, I didn’t earn the name ‘Deep Throat’ from opera singing.
Anyhoo, Rob is the consummate thespian. I considered becoming a thespian once, but my boyfriend at the time talked me out of it. In any event, our boy really does take his craft seriously, and being such a professional demands absolute concentration, extremely precise focus, and rather peculiar novelty underwear, obviously. He demanded complete silence between takes, insisting that he was “trying to get into [his] zone”, and that the cast and crew around him were obligated to “respect [his] process”, despite the very plain fact that his giblet-y bits were stuffed into a plush elephant’s trunk. He’d stand there, almost trance-like, as he nonchalantly twirled the man-fur of his treasure trail while mumbling “my name is Jacob, of all things, but I’m still the world’s oldest virgin…how ironic. How would Marlon Brando play this? James Dean? Snuffleupagus?” From there, he’d need some convincing to change into his actual set wardrobe. It would usually come down to his agent threatening to have his peanuts honey-roasted if he didn’t.
So there you have it, RobNips readers. Rob Pattinson: gentleman actor, lover of furry underpants.
This entry was posted on August 27, 2010 by angrybadgergirl. It was filed under Robert Pattinson and was tagged with Hey Baby--Wanna Water My Elephant?, Pretty Packs Perky Pachyderm Pecker, Rob's Dick in a Trunk, Utterly Ridiculous Posts and the Tags that Love Them.