Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

A ‘Water for Elephants’ Behind the Scenes Picture of Rob

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RobNips Exclusive! Leaked pic from the set of Water for Elephants! Our source, Deep Throat, has once again pulled through for us. This is what she had to say…

I was able to snap this candid very stealthily using a mini-camera sewn into the cleavage of my WonderBra. With a gentle squeeze of my arms on either side of my bazooms, a quick ‘click’ sound is the only thing that gave me away. I quickly explained that it’s my jaw from years of TMJ, because, well, I didn’t earn the name ‘Deep Throat’ from opera singing.

Anyhoo, Rob is the consummate thespian. I considered becoming a thespian once, but my boyfriend at the time talked me out of it. In any event, our boy really does take his craft seriously, and being such a professional demands absolute concentration, extremely precise focus, and rather peculiar novelty underwear, obviously. He demanded complete silence between takes, insisting that he was “trying to get into [his] zone”, and that the cast and crew around him were obligated to “respect [his] process”, despite the very plain fact that his giblet-y bits were stuffed into a plush elephant’s trunk. He’d stand there, almost trance-like, as he nonchalantly twirled the man-fur of his treasure trail while mumbling “my name is Jacob, of all things, but I’m still the world’s oldest virgin…how ironic. How would Marlon Brando play this? James Dean? Snuffleupagus?” From there, he’d need some convincing to change into his actual set wardrobe. It would usually come down to his agent threatening to have his peanuts honey-roasted if he didn’t.

So there you have it, RobNips readers. Rob Pattinson: gentleman actor, lover of furry underpants.

4 responses

  1. Debbie

    Can u give us another manip without that silly elephant?! It’s just getting in the way. *teehee*

    August 27, 2010 at 7:10 pm

  2. SweetVenom69

    I should have known after ABG’s tweet yesterday that this would be a pic on the blog!! Lmao!! Where does he keep the peanuts in that thing?! *wink*

    August 28, 2010 at 9:27 am

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      oh hes has NUTS alright!!! u just cant see them bwhahaha!

      August 29, 2010 at 1:08 pm

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