Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 47.4 – Martha Stewart Rob

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Oh dear, today Rob makes what is perhaps an ill-advised stop in his tour of daytime television.  Yes, Rob takes a stab at being the Doyenne of Domesticity — Martha Stewart.

I bet you didn’t realize that Rob’s many mad skillz include cooking, crafting, gardening and —- okay, wait, scratch that, I can’t even imagine that.  Perhaps Martha Stewart Rob (Robtha Stewart?  Martha Stewbert?) should lose the wig and the crisp pink shirt (you know Rob looks best in rumpled, just-rolled-out-of-bed-after-drinking plaid)  and stick to what he knows best — dealing with very loooooooong phallic objects! Like that juicy, delicious, yummy . . . hot dog.

Suddenly, I’m very hungry! How about you?

3 responses

  1. 3hboyshouse

    I am finding it really sad that I can actually see Rob with this Martha hair in real life! Thanks ladies, I really do love your site!

    August 26, 2010 at 11:18 am

  2. Mamaeve

    I’d still do him.. j/s….

    August 27, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe


      August 27, 2010 at 7:55 pm

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