Robnipulate (verb): to touch and/or retouch "Robert Pattinson" with skillful hands, by the use of mechanical means.

RobNip™ 47.1 – Springer Rob

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It’s Daytime TV Week at RobNips! What better time to take advantage of the mental stimulation and cultural exposure that morning and afternoon television has to offer than the week or two before school starts? Send your kids off to return to their ABC’s and 123’s on a healthy, heaping portion of the idiot box, RobNips-style!

It’s always a brawl on Springer! Always! It doesn’t matter that looks like it’s a hundred kinds of staged. It’s not, okay? And yeah, just because the other guy is Richard Branson, English billionaire, doesn’t mean he didn’t say something to warrant a beatdown from Rob. He probably said some fool thing about his mama. Rob is like Spock from the new Star Trek movie. You do not talk about his mama or he will start throwing punches first and asking questions later.

6 responses

  1. Sweetvenom69

    LMAO!!

    August 23, 2010 at 9:33 am

  2. Taylor Beyle

    hahaha i love it!!

    August 23, 2010 at 10:17 am

  3. Marystat

    LMFAO seriously how do you come up with all these?? LOL!!!

    August 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    • RobsButtonsBabe

      woman! we have ideas that extend to the ends of the earth… pffft NOT we make shit up trust!

      August 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm

  4. Megan

    “Rob is like Spock from the new Star Trek movie.”
    that was the highlight of this post. that made my day. XD

    August 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm

  5. Good day! Thanks for sharing. I will bookmark your website.

    August 24, 2010 at 11:05 am

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